BASED AND BASEPILLED
ok you know what is based? the OH- ion. why? because its literally a fuckin base (or alk*li if yuo're a yuropoor). base is the lack of hydrogen ions or the presence of hydroxide ions or the l/*wis base which is an electron donor but thats mega homosex and we will only be talking about the BASED and BASEPILLED arrhenius and bronsted-lowry bases. arrhenius bases are the most pure form of BASED because they literally release OH- therefore it is BASED, the chemical formula contains OH- thereby making it concentrated solid BASE which is obviously very BASED. now why is OH- based? because OH- is in lye, quicklime and other BASED chemicals which are industrially useful and fight cringe. for instance, lye (NaOH) is used for making SOAP which is good because it prevents degeneracy by washing the body of filth because I fucking hate stinky people. use the BASED lye in conjunction with OIL (based for different reason) and convert that insoluble stearic acid into a soluble sodium stearate! this is based because the OH- rips out the homosex O=C-O-H group and makes a O=C-O- M+ bond in its place thereby making it water soluble. Stearic acid C18H36O2 plus BASE (KOH or NaOH) becomes Sodium Stearate NaC18H35O2 (based soap) and by using this SOAP you can CLEAN your STINKY ASS and NOT be GROSS. anyway modern soaps have bullshit like s*lphates which are giga homosex and don't clean as well as BASED and TRADPILLED castile soap. that shit fire its so good. anyway you can also use BASE as a degreaser, cause the BASE saponifies the grease, turning it into soap and accelerating the cleaning process. yuo kno what else is BASED? pretzels, because i fucking love pretzels. you need lye for pretzels, but i'm not gonna speak to the chemistry of pretzels because that's more cooking if anything and don't get me wrong i love cooking but i like chemistry more. you can also use lye to MELT FLESH which im not gonna lie is based as fuck cause when you kill a man you can melt his meat in a vat of sodium HYDROXIDE (based) and make him into a basic mush of proteins (based). I use a NaOH solution to melt plantar warts as a form of chemical warfare against warts. it melts the flesh very good and you scrape off the liquified goo with a knife. works wonders and the warts fear my quart of 1.62M NaOH (aq) and never came back. i suspect it works on skin tags as well but i've never tried it. this ability to BTFO protein and organic materials lends to alkali hydroxides to make POWERFUL and BASED drain cleaners. ac*d cleaners are CRINGE because they use the dehydrating nature of strong acid to BTFO hairs but my hairs built different cause my drains clog gigabad and no acid can eat through my healthy gigahairs so I resort to dumping lye or draino (mix of NaOH and KOH) into my drain to btfo my gigahairball clogging up the drain. also other BASED bases include Ammonia which is a bronsted-lowry base that doesn't contain OH- but does contain unpaired electrons (e-) which is cause the amine group to grab hydrogens faster than i grab coins off the floor. this isn't just an ammonia thing, literally any amine can do this and by protonating the amine you can conjugate it with a Cl- thereby making the hydrochloric acid salt of the amine. the use of this is to make drugs water soluble but sometimes you want to make it not water soluble so you react the HCl salt with a BASE thereby deprotonating the amine leaving the pure drug. this how they make CRACK also known as freeBASE cocaine because it is based because crack reacts with water to protonate the amine thereby decreasing [H+] and increasing [OH-] which is the definition of base. crack is very based and it was the CIA's biggest power play of the 20th century but that's another issue in and of itself. hydrazine is also a base because its giga ammonia and it require every handler to put on irl among us suits because hydrazine fucks people up really bad. it's used as a fuel in rockets because it hypergolically reacts with dinitrogen tetroxide (N2O4) or can be catalytically decomposed into 3H2+N2 (releasing hella energy) to be used as a monopropellant thats better than the giga homosex h*drogen p*roxide because hydrazine doesn't decompose whenever it fucking feels like unlike hydrogen peroxide. i personally use ammonia to clean my toilet but cause my shit is built different i need to mix sodium hypochlorite (NaOCl) (another base) in to make chloramine (chemical weapon and swimming pool smell caused by nitrogenous compounds in piss reacting with chlorine in the pool). also telling someone to drink bleach (NaOCl) is CRINGE because they become BASED after ingesting bleach because like ammonia, sodium hypochlorite is also a bronsted-lowry base that reacts with water to form OH- and HOCl (WEAK (cringe) acid) thereby INCREASING the [OH-] in their body thereby temporarily making them BASIC (based) and you cringe before it turns their GI tract into mush. finally the BASED and BASEPILLED HUMAN BLOOD which has a pH of 7.40 on a good day and 7.20 when you're exercising and this is because of CO2 reacting with H20 making H2CO3 which is a WEAK (cringe) acid that spawns the BICARBONATE ion (HCO3-) like baking soda without the soda (sodium) and this bicarbonate ion reacts with water to form the CRINGE H2CO3 (which is actually not real btw its a psyop by big carbon dioxide to convince chemists that carbond dioxide reacts with water) and since H2CO3 is so cringe it kills itself into CO2 and H2O leaving only BASED HCO3-. this is how your body manages blood pH, theres 10x more BASED HCO3- per every CRINGE H2CO3 and H2CO3 is so cringe it makes us exhale to purge the CO2 from our bloodstream. Ac*ds are cringe and God Bless America.