The DICTIONARY to TRANSLATE most my rants:

Preface: most my rants are written in a gramatically incorrect style that involves the corruption of the english language as seen in many internet forums. many words used are used in a different context than standard english. this dictionary will serve to make my rants slightly more comprehensible. [brackets] are not part of the syntax, used to indicate a filler word, i.e. verbs, nouns, etc.

NOTE: this is NOT in alphabetical order.

((([noun]))): used to indicate deception. Note: my usage does not carry the anti-semetic connotation of the internet usage, where it is used as a dogwhistle to identify Jews (e.g. (((them))).)
ex: she's a (((woman))).
the use of ((([noun]))) around [woman] indicates that the subject, may not actually be a woman.

homosex: short form of homosexual; synonym for bad in my usage.
ex1: the rifle is homosex
ex2: a homosex rifle.
the usage of homosex in both cases is as a direct substitution for bad.

le [adjective]: used to place a sarcastic emphasis.
ex: this soy paste is le good!
the usage indicates that the soy paste, is not good.

le [adverb]: used to place a cynical emphasis.
ex: the government le hecking bad.
the usage emphasizes, in a cynical manner, that the government is bad.

magiks: something I (the author) cannot explain, or refuse to explain otherwise; some eldritch or unexplanable power. NOTE: may also be spelled magicks. author has no preferred usage and is inconsistent.
ex1: I used my magiks to place a large shit onto the dining room table.
ex2: utilizing his political magiks, he was able to lobby the USDA to allow insect-based foods.
ex3: holographic weapon sights use some laser magiks to project a superior reticle.
the usage in ex1 is to indicate the subject refuses to explain how the shit was placed on the dining room table. the usage in ex2 is to indicate the latter usage of unexplanable power. the usage in ex3 is to indicate that the author cannot explain how the object works.

siggers: fans of SIG USA firearms; portmanteau of sig and *******. pejorative.
ex1: I HATE SIGGERS
the usage of siggers in this case is fans of SIG USA firearms.

unironically: the author's genuine opinion, typically used as a preface before making a counterclaim.
ex: though the government is almost universially evil, i do unironically believe that without public services provided by the government, society will collapse.
the usage of unironically indicates a preface to a counterclaim, which is also the author's genuine opinion. the rant itself may not be a full opinion, but counterclaims made after unironically most certainly are.

meme: this word has lost almost all definition, and is therefore very hard to define in the author's usage.

dink: a substandard fish of diminished size, stunted mutt fish.
ex: look at this dink i just caught. it's only 12 inches and not even a pound.
the usage of dink in this case is as a normal word.

j-pow: Jerome Powell, former chair of the federal Reserve
ex: j-pow got a call from donny trump to fix the economy

McFucking/McFuckin: adds emphasis of severity
ex: im about to lose my McFucking marbles over this assignment the usage in this case indicates that the subject is going to lose their marbles, but in a worse way.

roid rage football: meanmouth bass; hybrid between smallmouth bass (commonly known as footballs) and alabama/largemouth bass, extremely aggressive and larger than either parent species
ex: I just caught a roid rage football on my last fishing trip.

ebin: corruption of epic, used sarcastically
ex: le ebin deep state is greasing the halls of congress.

glowies: shortening of glow*******, what Terry Davis calls federal agents. pejorative
ex: the glowies on my favorite forums are most certainly baiting people
ex2: i am most certainly being stalked by glowies.

based: like meme, has lost all definition and is therefore very hard to define in the author's usage; very loose synonym for good, excellent, agreeable; always has positve connotation; can be used as an exclamation
ex: did you see that Lockheed Martin ad, it's so based.
ex2:
p1: I just bought a gun!
p2: Based!

cringe: loose synonym for bad
ex: the metric system is cringe.

-pilled: suffix, derived from redpilled and its variations. used for emphasis or as a dogwhistle for certain in-groups.
ex: this meal is rather based and basepilled.
ex2: he's been redpilled, browsed a little too much /pol/.