SCHIZONOMICS II: SILVER BEATS THE FED, COPPERCOIN
ok chucklefucks see ever since r*chard n*xon took the USA off the gold standard causing a joe biden r34 moment (inflation) the US dollar has been backed by trust. trust in what? idk uncle sam's fucking credit score or some bullshit like that. this is called a "fiat currency" and is the reason why our economy is going to shit and gas costs more and more each year. now, what beats inflation? silver. silver as a precious metal commodity is a useful metal rather than g*ld which is for rich losers and paranoid schizophrenics with too much money. this is because an ounce of gold is roughly 2 racks, two thousand dollerydoos, hella clams, a fat roll of bills etc. and is too damn expensive for everyday trade. you need to trade retarded shit like grains of gold dust for everyday transactions and its too hard. now silver on the other hand, is easy and convenient. an ounce of silver is like a 20 (now 50, joe bidens america) and is very usable for everyday trade cause it doesn't fukin need retarded shit like miligram scales to measure a working quantitiy for everyday purchases. because silver is relatively cheap, you can buy large quantities of it for lowish cost. now how exactly does silver beat the fed? simple. you compare historical silver prices and the exchange rate of silver for goods, and match it with current exchange rate. a good handgun was 10-20 ounces of silver back in the 1870s and is still worth about 10-20 ounces of silver. this is because silver retains value even when accounting for bullshit like inflation, while paper currency does not (see schizonomics I for prior examples). this is why silver beats the fed. now, what about cryprocurrencies? that shit is even more stupid than paper currency cause the value yeets itself into the moon or shits the fuckin bed everytime the bogandoffs make a phone call. crypto is "backed" by bullshit called "complex mathematics" and "the blockchain" and is ultimately incredibly retarded cause people speculate on it like forex traders speculating on the average third world dictator's unpegged currency (monopoly money) instead of using it as a currency. its a hypervolitile asset that has no bearing on realities and led to the creating of NFT which is so retarded it caused my brain to shut down and revert into primal screeching over a picture of an ape I allegedly cannot screenshot. now there are stablecoins that are pegged to the US dollar or third world loser currencies (like the e*ro and the y*n) and they're good but it still doesn't solve the problem of Joe Biden's America and the fiat currency strip club experience. now see my wonderful solution to this is to create a crypto called "coppercoin" where each token is backed by an ounce of copper (preferably stolen copper) and we will store all the copper in an abandoned missile silo in a big ass pyramid. we exchange copper for tokens and we lock the copper in a nuclear proof titan II silo somewhere in alabama. the copper pile will need to be occasionally polished because we will charge money for people to look at the copper pile that we've made. if enough copper is accumulated, we can start trading it for silver (cause its more compact) and we will FINALLY beat the fed. the best of both worlds, the convenince of digital currency except hedged against inflation because once again, silver beats the fed. we're starting with copper cause silver expensive as fuck to start with, and also a big ass copper pile stored in an underground nuclear silo is funny as fuck. this will NOT increase the already high incidence of copper theft by tweakers, mostly cause im reasonably certain that the tweakers aren't on that coppercoin crypto grind and they just want money for the good stuff instead of a frickin digital token. this is scamproof and I am waiting for my nobel prize in economics. I have singlehandedly solved inflation and the problem with crypto (volitility) since its a stablecoin backed by copper (stable prices I think and even if it isnt, copper prices have only increased in the past few years though im not sure if its a joe biden thing, a copper shortage thing, a supply chain thing, or j-pow and donny's strip club experience). eventually we will expand to rare earth stockpiles, cobalt stockpiles, osmium and iridium stockpiles and a warehouse packed to the brim with cesium ampoules because cesium is gold colored. since the currency is a reserve, we're gonna have to pay security guards to shoot people trying to take souvineirs from the copper pile. but we'll pay them in coppercoin so its like company scrip and therefore I have won capitalism and will proceed to dominate the world financial markets. God Bless America and have a good morning/day/afternoon/evening/night/.